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I had my 40th birthday party recently

And let me tell you, that joint was popping! Oh wait, I mean my joints were popping.

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1. I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

Sorry, we only take cash.

2. Here’s a question for the mind readers out there.

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3. IAMS dog food has introduced a new line of products for vegan dogs living in Spanish speaking countries

It's called YOSOYS

4. Yo mama so fat she has 5 watches to account for time zones

5. Yo momma so fat she ate the rest of my joke before I could get to the punchline 🤷🏻‍♂️

6. What did the soccer announcer who made the naughty list get from Santa Claus?

COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

7. My neighbor asked me to stop playing badminton

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8. Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal!

9. My dog ate our Christmas lights. I just spent 2 hours with her at the clinic and she looked so uncomfortable.

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10. I sold my vacuum the other day.

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